name: title class: center, middle # 🐶 Meet The Spoodle! .poodley[Part Poodle. Part Cocker Spaniel.] All floof. No brakes. ??? Opening slide, set a light-hearted vibe. Define "spoodle" and use playful language. --- # What *is* a Spoodle? - AKA: Cockapoo, Cockerpoo, or "Designer Shed-Confetti Machine" - A cocktail of Cocker Spaniel and Poodle - Has more energy than your internet before 2005 .woof[WOOF!]  ??? Brief, silly intro. Point out alternate names. Add joke about their energetic reputation. --- # Spoodle Features - Curls that put ramen noodles to shame - Eyes that say "Take me for a walk"... all day - No concept of personal space - Will eat your socks (and blame the cat) ??? List traits with silly comparisons—highlight curls, neediness, their mischievousness, and a running joke. --- # Spoodle in Action  - Olympic-level zoomies - Nap queen/king (after zoomies only) .poodley[Professional Lap Warmers] ??? Highlight their wild playfulness and capacity for speedy running (zoomies) and then how they rest just as hard. --- # Pros and Cons **Pros:** - Hypoallergenic floof! - Always happy to see you (or your sandwich) - Instant internet likes **Cons:** - Will try to outsmart you (and succeed) - Spoodle glitter = dog hair on everything - FOMO: Fear Of Missing Out (on *everything*) ??? Be goofy with "Spoodle glitter" for shedding, and note their 'always happy' but food-driven nature. --- # Famous Spoodle Moves - The "I'm So Cute, You Can't Be Mad" Face - The Spoodle Spin (fastest on wet kitchen tiles) - Sad Eyes + Head Tilt = World Peace - Bark at literally nothing (for fun) ??? Add a funny take on their classic behaviors, exaggerating the universal doggie antics. --- class: spoodle, center > *"What's a Spoodle's favorite hobby?" > > **Anything you're doing. Or eating. Or carrying.** .spoodle.center[] ??? Humorous breed stereotype and a funny picture. Spoodle is the ultimate sidekick. --- # Should You Get A Spoodle? - Do you crave a furry tornado of love? - Prepared for a lifetime of *wigglebutts*? - Okay with sharing your bed/pillow/soul? If you said yes... WELCOME TO THE SPLOOF SIDE 🐾 ??? Silly invite—be ready for an energetic, loving companion. The "sploot side" is a play on 'dark side.' --- name: end class: center, middle # Thank You! .woof[Go pet a Spoodle. Or at least your closest sock.] ??? Close with a call to action and a nod to the earlier sock joke.